"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
04/10/2016 at 12:48 • Filed to: None
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"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
04/10/2016 at 12:48 • Filed to: None | 2
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How french is that? They know something is going to go kaput
It goes next to the parking space size analyzer button for some reason.
Slant6
> My citroen won't start
04/10/2016 at 12:54 |
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My e34 had that. Ran a little systems check and would tell you what was going on.
LOREM IPSUM
> My citroen won't start
04/10/2016 at 12:55 |
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The combination of cel, battery, and brake lights whilst simultaneously stating “no fault” is humorous to me.
(I realize the key is probably in posII with the engine off. Still humorous to me.)
duurtlang
> Slant6
04/10/2016 at 13:04 |
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My E30 as well.
MultiplaOrgasms
> My citroen won't start
04/10/2016 at 13:08 |
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It may go kaput 24/7 but being french it’ll go kaput and then work again forever.
Tokyosmash!
> My citroen won't start
04/10/2016 at 13:09 |
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My old mans 996 911C4S had a system diagnostic option in the information menu, did the same thing.
Also ran checks for oil and coolant levels and such everytime you turned the key to accessory before starting it.
Bourbon&JellyBeans
> My citroen won't start
04/10/2016 at 13:23 |
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My Mustang also does that too, part of Sync. It will tell you if there are any open recalls plus if there is anything wrong with the car itself, then it’ll send it to your Ford owner account and give recommendations. Pretty neat, but I never use it.
BvdV - The Dutch Engineer
> My citroen won't start
04/10/2016 at 13:25 |
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Wow those gauges! The gauges on modern PSA cars keep amazing me, I mean they are like the best mid range gauges ever.
Just look at them:
The Current Peugeot 308, the white lines are not printed but 3D transparent objects, and the gauges counter rotate, like in an Aston Martin! How awesome is that for a middle class hatchback/estate.
And the current DS3 has an almost watch like design to it, amazing!
DasWauto
> duurtlang
04/10/2016 at 13:28 |
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Was gonna say the same thing, I think it’s a neat feature.
unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> Slant6
04/10/2016 at 13:32 |
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CHECK CONTROL OK
KatzManDu
> My citroen won't start
04/10/2016 at 13:43 |
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My Citroen just has a big “STOP” light on it telling you to turn the thing off if it all goes to crap.
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My citroen won't start
> Slant6
04/10/2016 at 16:44 |
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It kinda fits with the modern but weird Citroen theme. It also has a 4speed auto.
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My citroen won't start
> BvdV - The Dutch Engineer
04/10/2016 at 16:45 |
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They look good, but the best thing is the digital speed reading.
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My citroen won't start
> LOREM IPSUM
04/10/2016 at 16:46 |
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Yeah, posII and engine off, but the rear suspension is sagging and one of the rear brake light is gone. No faults though
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My citroen won't start
> KatzManDu
04/10/2016 at 16:46 |
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“STOP, JE SUIS FATIGUÉ"
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My citroen won't start
> MultiplaOrgasms
04/10/2016 at 16:47 |
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Correct. It will give hints that something major is wrong, but will never really go wrong.
Probenja
> KatzManDu
04/10/2016 at 17:53 |
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itranthelasttimeiparkedit
> DasWauto
04/10/2016 at 18:19 |
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I just finally got to no check lights on my e30, whooooo.
Also e60 ALWAYS has some kind of check problem...
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KatzManDu
> My citroen won't start
04/10/2016 at 19:04 |
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Pas de LHM! Pas de Pressure! Arret maintneau!
C62030
> My citroen won't start
04/11/2016 at 20:57 |
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Being French, it probably “checks” if any of the engine components are on strike.
agent008
> My citroen won't start
04/14/2016 at 16:49 |
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PSA — either you love or hate. I rock a 508THP. I wonder if the C5 ever came to Brazil with the THP? If so it could be my next daily...
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My citroen won't start
> agent008
04/14/2016 at 16:57 |
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Nah, we didn’t. We only got the puny 2.0 and the 4 speed ZF gearbox here.
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agent008
> My citroen won't start
04/15/2016 at 15:31 |
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That’s a shame. PSA, wake up. Why not bring the THP, hydractivye suspension C5? No no, damn DS5 with its rear torsion beam and regular springs and dampers won’t cut it!
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My citroen won't start
> agent008
04/15/2016 at 15:33 |
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I think I might have missed some sort of important info, are you a brazilian OPPO?